By the eighth time you’ve heard the song, you’ve completely given up on the idea of goodness in the world. There are thousands upon thousands of videos like this on YouTube, so while this particular one has 63 MILLION VIEWS, to total all the views of videos like this would probably be impossible without completely losing your mind and scratching your own scalp off. Here is a selection pulled straight from the history page of my YouTube account.įinally…the Family Finger songs. And then the madness descends but she keeps going and next thing you know you’re singing “baby finger, finger, where are you?” to yourself in the office breakroom. Whatever device she is using, be it the iPad we got her for her birthday so she’d leave our phones alone or our phones that she still insists upon watching because they are somehow different and special, I don’t know I don’t get it just stop screaming while mommy is trying to watch Mr. It does not matter if they cannot read or spell or use the search function. I don’t know how it happens, I don’t know where it comes from, and I don’t know how the children find these things, but mark my words, your child will find the following videos: the “Family Finger” song videos, the Play-Doh videos, and the surprise egg videos.
And with that, an unimagined cavalcade of horrors. Initially, your child might be sated with the Disney Jr. And that’s when you do that thing you really told yourself you wouldn’t when your child was a tiny baby and immediately fell in love with the second you realized it meant you could get anything done: hand off your phone or iPad. Such is being in charge of a small child, but still having enough other stuff to do that said child watches a good and decent amount of TV.īut sometimes, you, the parent, want to watch your own television. I’ve grown accustomed to Barney, I’ve warmed to Daniel Tiger, I’ve smiled along with Martha Speaks and Doc McStuffins, I’ve gained a soft spot for Sheriff Callie and I’ve clenched my fists and declared a personal war against Caillou. As a parent, I’ve grown used to children’s programming.
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